Did a double decker bus just crash into our continent, my friend?  The lights went out because we did not pay the electricity bill, my friend!

Bolivar got back, my friend!

Unless they torture pandas my friend, then they are animals who deserve no better, my friend.

But I'm HARD to love, my friend.

It's just to bad, Morrissey, I could have given you a complimentary rim job, my good friend!

SPOILER: multiple horses die, my friend.

She doesn't need a claw hand, my friend, for she has her doe-eyed death stare that is just as lethal, my friend.

word, my friend!

I think angry binge drinker would be more apt, my friend!

It's been done, my friend!

Yes, they ought to euthanise the bitch already, my friend!

The ornamental tambourine player, my friend?

Nah, he looks like a wannabe badass long-lost Jonas brother, my friend.

Who is the modern equivalent of the Beach Boys?  They could hook him up with them, my friend!

#firstworldproblems and all that, my friend!

Are you Trayvon, my friend?

You are simply awful, my friend!

If you are going to troll, at least try and put a bit more effort and imagination into it my friend.  Unless of course you actually mean what you say, in which case you are wrong, my good friend!

To me, Zimmerman looks like a grown-up version of Eric Cartman, even though Cartman would himself hate half-breed minorities, so go figure, my friend!

@avclub-21a8615938a206d4311a58a53ad8890e:disqus  I just read your post it made me laugh more than anything else I've read on the internet this week.  Bravo to you, my friend!