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'Spaceman' by Babylon Zoo gets my vote for worst song, my friend!

So the corpse is still warm then, my friend?

Zooey Deschanel is the concentration camp hipster version of Katy Perry, my good friend!

I could not have said it better myself, my friend!

Given how scrawny she is, there is hardly an ample quantity of butt to speak of, my good friend!

Thick-rimmed Google Glass, my friend?

Not to mention that she looks like an emaciated Katy Perry, my friend!

I would love if you would wipe me down, my fluffy friend!!!

Frodo, my friend, so good to see you are no longer pissing in water fountains, my good friend!

Frodo, my friend, so good to see you are no longer pissing in water fountains, my good friend!

Kiernan Shipka or GTFO, my friend!

Here's to you, "Mrs Robinson", my good friend!

A concentration camp made of chocolate, my friend!!!!

She was soooooo hipster before it was cool, my friend!

Yes, my friend, it is Stonewall is important because it affords an opportunity to bring a certain Italian-American closet queer character back into the show at the behest of some of the creepy male interior designer types who make up some of Mad Men's legion of fans, my friend.

But Florida is 'America's Wang', my friends!

Yes, and a smattering of creepy Community fans with an Allison Brie fetish, my friend!

also known as '10 Things I Hate About You: Apocalypse', my friends!

chopped livers of the world, unite and take over, my friends!

He croaked at the Ossining DMV, my friend!