I'm a mustard man myself, so don't abide that. At least you're not using ketchup, my friend!

He was also the gym teacher in Freaks and Geeks, but being an AV Clubber you probably already knew that, my friend!

True that, my friend!

I wish this headline was 'R.I.P. Rebecca Black', my friend!

Hear, hear, my friend. Love your user name btw.

Wow, you posted something that isn't even vaguely misogynistic and likely to be flagged by commenters around these parts, my friend!

Urrite, my friend!

'In rememberance of phallic parodies of anime characters past', my friend

haha, touche, my friend!

I guess the upshot is that she avoids not-so-gentle herpes, my friend!

Jack White was an upolsterer before becoming a full-time musician, my friend.  I'm sure he has his reason for his preference of materials, my friend.

His career stalled after he directed that vanity project for C. Montgomery Burns, my friend!

I think an exception can be made for the Bloodhound Gang, my friend.

The patriotic thing would be to revoke the passports of each member of the Bloodhound Gang, fabricate some trumped-up charges, forcing them to cut a Snowden-like deal for asylum with Russia, saving the U.S. any further embarassment, my friend!

I am surprised and shocked they even still exist my friend, like the other week when I came across the newswire piece on the Limp Bizkit/Lil Wayne collaboration, my friend!

something something rapists wearing monkey suits in Paris, my friend.

The superlative 'From the creator of Two and a Half Men' is all you need to know about this show, my friend.

Probably when Michael Jackson died and possessed Jack White's body, my friend.  Like that South Park episode where MJ does the same thing to Kyle's little brother, my friend.

Yes, looks like someone won't be shedding their tears in heaven, my friend!

Jack White is merely doing what the Rolling Stones and other British Invasion groups were doing in the 1960s, though 40-50 years after the fact, my friends.  Any talk of originality or plagiarism on the part of Jack White is a lot of blathering crap, my friends.