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Chilean Ass Lick
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You have impeccable taste, my friend!

Well Hello 1985, my friends!

Well Hello 1985, my friends!

Yes, the Rachel McAdams character was poorly written because Woody Allen was lazily pandering to liberal pseudo-intellectual types, my friend, by making her an All-American spoilt brat and the progeny of Tea Party minions, my friend!

Yes, the Rachel McAdams character was poorly written because Woody Allen was lazily pandering to liberal pseudo-intellectual types, my friend, by making her an All-American spoilt brat and the progeny of Tea Party minions, my friend!

He should be in a film where he has a 'Nose Off' with Michael Imperioli, my good friend!

He should be in a film where he has a 'Nose Off' with Michael Imperioli, my good friend!

Somewhat apt, given your shoe avatar, my friend!

Somewhat apt, given your shoe avatar, my friend!

John Waters/Brooklyn Hipster Band in a contrived AVC puff piece, my friend!

John Waters/Brooklyn Hipster Band in a contrived AVC puff piece, my friend!

Scorsese/DiCaprio, my friend!

Scorsese/DiCaprio, my friend!

and the awesome David Bowie covers, my friend!

and the awesome David Bowie covers, my friend!

I saw that movie in 1994, my friend!

I saw that movie in 1994, my friend!

"Where's Nick Stahl?" Oh yeah, he's in rehab, my friend!

"Where's Nick Stahl?" Oh yeah, he's in rehab, my friend!

Yes, as awkard as all those chuck taylor-wearing/I'm sooo much better than you/I wished I lived in Williamsburg/social pariah types who flock to Wes Anderson films, my friend!