Calista Flockhart gets my vote, my friend!

So what you are saying is that Mad Men has the look of a Wax Museum 1960s, my friend?  So true, my friend!

Don't mind if I do, my good friend!

Do you mean Australia's contribution to the 'flash in the pan' garage rock fad from the early 2000s, my friend?  Saying that I am stuck in 2001 as a massive Strokes fan, my friend.

She brought it all on herself, my friend.

Yes, my friend.  My money says it was the knife-throwing, junkie Vietnam vet Lizard, my friend.

Yes, my friend, they have to put out an APB on Oscar winner Bret McKenzie who as music supervisor on the production who arranged this necrophiliac orgy, that's right, as Kurt Cobain has been legally dead for almost 18 years, my friend!

I take it when you say 'something that could move science and innovation forward' you really mean 'a vainglorious joyride into outer space'.  Am I right, my friend?

Don't mind if I do, my friend!

"Please see that no harm comes to that horse". - Martha Bullock.  Too late now, my friends, show is over, yet again.

You could say they are shit out of LUCK, my friend!!

I take it your prefer women who look like waif-thin Lolita types. Good for you, my friend!

"What is your major malfunction, my numbnuts friend? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"

Bacon-wrapped shrimp, my friend!

That movie was a big fall from grace for Mira Sorvino, my friend.  She went from winning an Oscar for her role in a Woody Allen film to an 80s nostalgia-peddling piece of fluff alongside the blonde bimbo from Friends, my friend.

PETA are the same bitches who have appalling advertisements with naked two-bit celebrities who given their physicality should not me naked.  It's wrong, I tell you, my friend!

Agreed, my friend, the show did not deserved to be cancelled.  It's all Matthew Broderick's fault, he ran over the three Sarah Jessica Parkers with his car and walk away scott-ree, my good friend!

Not likely, my friend.  It looks like Milch, Mann and (obviously) the horses are all shit out of 'Luck'.

Not to mention this year's Ocsar bait, The Artist, which pretty much tells the same story, my friend.

Yes, my friend.  In the AVC 'Random Roles' interview, he could not even remember working with Scorsese on 'Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore'.  Like, WTF?