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Chilean Ass Lick
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You tweeting to me?

Of course, I am no dummy as you know, my friend, I was merely pointing out the duplicitous nature of the Boss, but you already knew about it, my friend.

About three months ago I saw paparazzi photographs in a magazine of Springsteen attending an equestrian event in England where his daughter was competing.  It doesn't get any blue collar than that, my friends.

Allow me, my friend:

*flag as inappropriate*

I hope so, my friend!

I was expecting such low-rent commentary, but carry on, my friend!

You certainly lack subtlety, my good friend!

Quite right, my friend.  She made the first season of that show watchable.

You are quite the gentlemen, my friend!

Allow me to compliment you on your fine taste in women, my friend!

The moral of the story my friends is you should never take career advice from a Reel Big Fish song, my friends!

Not if you are featured in Time Magazine, my friend!

You are not the first person on the face of the world to hold such sentiments, my friend, at these wannabes and their prima donna worldview.

I am assuming you are talking about that trashy TV show where a bunch of people are locked in a house until they are bored, start bitching at each other and copulating in front of the television cameras, my friend.

The Chipmunk movies would have been so so much better if David Cross had channelled the creepy, sexually ambiguous Tobias Funke into his character instead of trying to be the slick, scheming cool guy, my friends!

Please, keep quoting The Wire, if it makes you feel smarter, my friends.

so Zooey won't buy your junk either? Thats too bad, my friend!

You still might have a chance with this Smiths-loving Manic Pixie Dream Girl, my friends! There is hope, my friends!

Miley's A Big Girl Now, my friend.  She's covering Bob Dylan songs and probably arranging to do centrefolds, thereby destroying her wholesome image and rendering it worthless, my friend.  What better way to dispose of it than use it to rub our former defeated enemies nose in it, my friend!