What are your thoughts on expansion of the Disney empire into the former Soviet Union, my friend?  What's that, you don't have any because you spend you whole life peddling slave-labor produced junk over the internet to people who don't want it?  Sounds very Mickey Mouse to me, my friend!

A big bed of money, my friend?

May I suggest she does a duet with his not-so-talented grandson Pablo, my friend?

Linkin Park's 'One Too Many Mornings', my friend!

Along with Limp Bizkit's cover of 'Lay Lady Lay', my friend!

This tribute album would be more appropriately named 'Motopsycho Nitemare', my friend!

and I thought he was an effeminate Ryan Gosling, my good friend!

So in other words, JT was playing himself in The Social Network, my friend!

Oh yes, I remember that song, my friend! It had a Pat Morita cameo, where milks the fame bestowed on him from the Karate Kid movies and the racist buddy cop movie he did with Jay Leno, my friend!

In Goodfellas, he appeared on screen for one scene just to be whacked by Joe Pesci, so his contribution to the film as a whole was inconsequential and does not diminish the AWESOMENESS of Mr. Scorsese's masterpiece, DBag!

And she gets laid by not conquering her problems and nipping them in the bud, my friend.

fuckin dental plan!

*cues Queen's 'Fat Bottomed Girls'*

She's just had her last ham sandwich, my friend!

Adele is pop music's Sally Struthers, my friend!

Absolutely, my friend! (goes off to bedroom alone to blast 'The Queen is Dead' in the dark).

Morrissey duet with Adele on the song 'You're The One For Me, Fatty', and may be this will all be forgiven and forgotten, my friend!

It was those immigrants who destroyed the moral fabric of a society of mopey, po-faced adolescents in what was Thatcher's Great Britain, my friend.  Damn them to hell!

Hey! Morrissey gives me solice for the adolescent dilemmas I face as a 33-year-old Smiths fan, my friend.  So I would happily grovel at the mans feet, my friend!

According to Morrissey logic, Racism is Meat which in turn is Murder, the genocide designed to oppress farm animals not dissimilar to the slaughter of young Norwegian liberals, my friend!