But you don't gotta be talented to be the president of the united states. Billy Bush, of all people, should know that.

An automatic five stars in my book.

I feel like the island they're building is obviously a prison/place to put humans where they can breed them for brains once they take over. I mean, right?

I made that joke here! I called him Teena Majorino when Major was on teenage girl brain! (Call me, Rob Thomas!)

I laughed so hard at "LINE, PLEASE! FOR THE GREAT ROCK HUDSON!" that I started wheezing and needed to pause the show to get a glass of water.

He flies like a moron!

Impossible. You can't have enough fart noises!

Is it weird to anybody else that Munch played Munch more years on SVU than he did on Homicide? I'll never love him more than when Kay Howard asked him if he wanted a cup of coffee and he moaned that it had been years since anybody had asked him if he needed anything. "The offer was a cup of coffee, not a vestal…

Yeah. I like that, too. It's interestingly realistic. Most assholes I know aren't, like, evil. They're just self-absorbed. And they have their reasons.

Teena Majorino.

I *LOVE* Clive.

I loved Wally's line "Fighting off the ladies. You know how it is." *Pause as he looks at Clive* "Or maybe you don't."

I wouldn't call it singing . . .

"A swimming pool for rats." Perfect descriptor.

I am a St-Viateur's girl (sesame seed, plain, right out of the oven or with Liberté cream cheese if it's not oven-fresh.) HOWEVER, the best snack in Montreal is the Wilensky's Special with a half sour pickle and a hand mixed soda.

No. We'd say "all dressed." But only after we rolled his ketchup-y jeans in all-dressed chips. It's the tar-and-feather-ing of the Canadian high school cafeteria.

No, you do. They make you buy a pitcher. The bag stands upright in the pitcher and you snip a corner off. The corner you snip off will be too small. The milk SHOOTS out when you try to pour. So you snip a slightly larger piece and then you have snipped too far. The milk FLOPS out when you try to pour. So whatever. You…

Well I'm not saying it should be free. I just wish they would sell single bags of milk. Or even two. For SLIGHTLY less than what it costs to buy three goddamn useless bags of milk. Instead, they sell ONLY three bags of milk. So I don't really buy milk. Instead, I eat yogurt. Which, in Canada, comes in tub form, bag…

But it's more expensive, which is ridiculous.

Milk bags are the bane of my existence! I'm from out West, where good sense and jugs/cartons prevail. I am also a single person with limited freezer/refrigerator space, so I don't want to have to have a pitcher of open milk PLUS have to save room to store the other two bags. It's too much milk! "Oh, you could freeze…