I'd probably make a comment about how small his hands are in real life.

No. He had implants. Clearly.

I was gonna say . . . I don't think Jessica *IS* much of a fighter. She's just strong as hell and impatient.

I liked Jessica Jones way more, but I thought Luke Cage could have been brilliant if Mahershala Ali had stayed. Not that Alfre Woodard isn't great, but he was really fucking good.

I was going to say "Wait, did they get rid of cherry? Cherry is the best. Who cares about pink!"

I was going to say "Wait, did they get rid of cherry? Cherry is the best. Who cares about pink!"

Their older brother was named Chic, FYI. Good thing I remember that and not any math.

I . . . thought they were supposed to be bad? The reviewer is right, it's the very essence of a teenager's faux intellectualism. You write this stuff when you're a kid and you come back to read it later like "Damn, I was a pretentious little shit." It's so spot on tht I assumed the show was doing it on purpose.

If people do check and report on it and it's not what he wants to hear, then it's just "fake news" anyway.

The young pope called. He wanted me to ask you if your refrigerator was running. That's it, really. He's kind of a brat.

The Bono-Mot-er

Snowflakes are pretty harmless one on one. Get enough together and yell real loud and you've got an avalanche.

No, seriously Nick Slaughter. The AV Club commenters have been dead for 40 years! So I have no idea who it was you picked up on that country road next to that grave yard, but it wasn't us. OooooOOOOooooooOOOOoooo!!! (That was the sound of a comment ghost.)

Why do people think that stories/columns shared about Michelle's facial expressions are meant as a negative? The way they're written it's clear that people admire her grace under fire. I mean, if I were her I would be kicking a whole lot of people in the shins instead of fighting the urge to roll my eyes lest they…

You counts and colonels think you're soooooo funny!

And, ultimately, I think we should conduct ourselves with poise.

Nope. Not that I can tell, anyway.

I just think the line: "It was in Bobcaygeon/ that we saw the constellations/ reveal themselves/one star at a time" is maybe the most perfectly Canadian lyric ever.

Don't Make Me A Target by Spoon

A Common Disaster by Cowboy Junkies