But they didn't. And he didn't get all the money. He got $15 mil when he left. So my earlier statement, though it was meant as a joke, still stands.

They paid Conan $45 million to go away.

Riverdale is trash, but it has cute boys and sometimes they take their shirts off. Also, iZombie is frickin' amazing.

I *kind* of love how desperate NBC is. "We gave all our money to Conan O'Brien and now we can't have nice things!"

"It were already in the glass."

I don't know if Cersei using the same poison that killed her daughter to kill Ellaria's daughter is an example of irony. It's fitting, which is why Cersei does it. Ironic would be if the lipstick accidentally killed Cersei.

BUT WHERE IS GENDRY THO?

My adult taste still considers the Iron Giant to be pretty much perfect.

Fun fact: he is currently touring with James Blunt.

He looks like Pacey meets Jamie Dornan.

Thoros makes excellent kombucha.

He's hawk-eye-talian.

I've seen Spoon play about five times (about to be six) which would be my top amount for any band, except that I live in Toronto so I've seen Broken Social Scene play about 80 times. You practically can't avoid them. In fact, I might be a member.

I don't like making excuses for this movie (even though I love it, too) but I always wondered if, at the end, when Kathleen says "I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so badly!" that meant that she had considered it was him and wasn't the naif she was made out to be.

You can't have too much Cho. But that's not Cho, bro. It's Tim Kang.

That may have been the last time I felt he was truly fuckable, but my GOD he was great in that movie.

I unapolagetically love that movie, even though I know it's stupid. Also, this bit always makes me laugh "On my birthday, I wandered into the over-30 chat room as a joke." Like, the joke is that you're 40-something, right?

And I saw him in Toronto! I walk by the venue every day to get to work and I am always just a little bit sad.

After Bowie died, I asked myself if there were other musicians that I cared about that much whose deaths would just gut me, especially if I didn't get a chance to see them live. The clear answer was Prince. And I had passed up a chance to see him in 2012 as well. So I paid a ridiculous amount to get floor seats to see…

Kind of like the end of The Shield writ large.