I think that worked only because they consistently joked about how it wasn't working. As always, Conan's at his best when he's being self-deprecating.

Yeah, but he was, you know, a conversationalist. Corden, from what I've seen, just screams. And sweats.

Imagine if he was like "We had a special guest tonight . . . ME!" and then ran over to a round table and interviewed himself as Colbert, smarmy rightwing pundit? I would never tune out.

A barely contained cluster of frustration. A human Upworthy post. The world’s only unlikable Canadian. A puppet who finally became a real boy. And, of course, a tangerine-tinted trash-can fire.

The AV Club: We spit AND swallow.

Conan, in my opinion, and mostly by virtue of having done it the longest, runs circles around all other late-night hosts. I think we can talk about what type of humour he prefers (Sardonic edge is about right) and whether that works (the kids seem to prefer beer pong and I think Conan's fans are more comedy geeks -…

Thom Yorke is all of us. Deleting accounts he never used and then realizing they're all worthless. All of them. Resolve to live life on your own terms! Don't be a slave to social media! Our next album is only going to be available in sheet music! But you'll pay what you want for that sheet music! And you'll pay us in…

This person is your friend? (Just kidding. I have a friend with dubious movie tastes and sometimes I have to see dumb shit with her. Magic Mike 2 is not dumb shit, though. It was great. Much better than Magic Mike because I didn't have to see Matthew McConaughey's leathery hide/butthole.)

The man hired somebody to change his twitter icon immediately after he died. It would be NUTS if he didn't have a will.

I loved me some Magic Mike, but I was fucking *thrilled* to see Fast and Furious 7 in a theatre. Beyond thrilled. Drive a fucking car through a building, please!

Of course it's real! Don't you see how all the swears have been bleeped? That's *so* Drake.

Whenever I'm at a large venue for a huge event with hundreds of people and the line is too long (always) I just use the men's room. Because contrary to Curt Schilling's opinion, men's rooms contain toilets and I have a butt. So this alleged design flaw he's talking about doesn't really fly.

If the men's room was designed for the penis, what was the box designed for?

I see these spam posts are now really being tailored to the topics to which they've been posted. I mean, thanks Shirley Pepper. I'm sure Curt Schilling thanks you for the info about GlobalSuperJobsReportEmploymentsLine!

And now we're shitting on it again!

Their Two Stars, One Slot is what brought me to Fametracker.

Everyone's moms are mourning.

Man. I knew that was a possibility, but please don't, Rob Thomas! I really love that formula!

OK, well I haven't read every interview by the showrunners, so I can only go by my own take on it. Which was that it was a nice "which way do we take this" moment between two characters who really understood each other. What I meant was that this guy, though he's mostly a good guy, has weak moments, as evidenced by…

Holy shit. I know. I've seen you post the same thing 15 times now.