Acting?  Is that what she was doing in the tree fart movie?  What exactly was she trying to accomplish?

You're keeping the handguns under lock and key, right?

You were…trying to be funny?

And not the Sandra Oh Medicine Show?  And you call yourself and American?

They tole me Gillette had come back and was resuming her daily musings…son of a bitch!  Fooled again. 

Yes, I see what you mean…in a truly just and equitable universe, it might have rivalled…hawthoRNe.

I'm taking the correspondence course in home VCR repair.  I'm also taking another correspondence course in how to make a fortune in distressed Zimbabwean real estate.  Unimagineable wealth, fame, and power will soon be mine.

MY favorite response was the snarky one.

Only because their cycles are in sync. 

And by Nazis you really mean Tea Party Republicans, right?

Yeah, Hollywood…the rest of the rest of the world here.  Have fun sliding to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean this December.

What about Sarah Jessica Parker, Jennifer Aniston, and Angelina Jolie?  What about THEM, huh?!?

I thought the prose was remarkably lucid and graceful…no wonder.  O'Neill must have passed out in the can again.

As long as this means Katherine Heimlich will be getting fewer roles, this is probably a good thing.

I thought she was Lebanese in Mean Girls.

Apparently, so did/does Kate Beckinsale.

From the looks of your avatar, you couldn't go ten minutes without a massive coronary.

If Sheen promises to divulge the sexual techniques he used to get Kate Beckinsale to put out, I promise to get whatever for-shit basic cable exists in this part of the world.  And as for Lizzy Caplan, well…it just goes without saying…but I'll say it anyway:

Lizzy Caplan! Lizzy Caplan! YAY! YAY! YAY!

It would sound better in Canada.  On a Canadian harmonica.  The harmonica is their national instrument, right?