Jada Pinkett Smif's schedule is fairly open at the moment.

Probably should have waited for the Uzbeks to produce it.

True authority would then come via a mandate from the AVC masses!

Especially since A&E no longer has anything the least bit artful or entertaining.  Although those shows about hoarders have a nice trainwrecky frisson to them.

You must have missed the ep where that Hayden Panterra chick got harpooned by all those pissed off Japanese dolphin butcherers.

Chelsea Handler is no Carol Whatsherface.

Yeah, now that you mention it…was he implying that all births in Chatswin are C-sections?

Said by the character who's probably launched a thousand perv-offs.  At least.  Probably per episode.

Holding out for a reveal of Haley's tan line here.

Didn't he take quite a few blows to the head in his Al Bundy days?

My grandma was neither funny nor nice.  My grandma was as mean as a goddamned rattlesnake.  With frazzled blue hair, caked on makeup, and droopy bowling pin boobies.

They pre-empted "Fear Factor" for this bullshit?

Not really.  He just did an "edit/find/replace" on his Seinfeld spec script.

I didn't come anywhere close to being the class valedictorian, but knew in my heart that most of my classmates sucked.

I see sitcoms taught you how to spell, too.

When she still looks like jailbait…well, yes.

Didn't Ana Gastayer do that ages ago on SNL?

He's also working on a line of adult-themed coloring books. 

"Alex is a raging asshole."  Don't much care for the cerebral chicks do we, McPickleshitter?  Or do you think your avowed dislike of Alex is anything more than a pathetic smokescreen to hide the shame you feel for lusting after Haley?

a] Yes, and b] bite me.