I think that's, like, the study of dykes.

Hell, I was expecting Quagmire to be saved at the end by Herbert the Pedophile.

Quagmire also mentioned a brother tonight, so I guess we'll meet him when the show does a Very Special Episode about gambling addiction or some shit.

That was definitely great. The only thing better would've been Creed as Heisenberg.

Apparently veganism destroys a person's ability to comprehend humor just as surely as it destroys their masculinity. And organs.

Everyone will die but Frank. Frank will get away clean and not give a fuck.

It really seems to me like Zack got handicapped by working from a screener without that song. It was immediately obvious to me what was going to happen when I heard it, and it gave the sequence tension that must have been absent from the screener.

Well, that was under our old price structure. Under our new price structure, your bill comes to a total of $700.  Now, you've already paid me $4, so that's just $696 more that you owe me.

I was defaulting on debts and ignoring collection agents before it was even cool, and they pretty much don't even bother anymore. It helps that a lot of companies I owed money to are now bankrupt themselves. #winning

No, those were SANDWICHES they were eating in between all the casual fuck sessions!

Exactly. I just find it gross and off-putting, and wonder how they can air that shit on network TV. Yet I don't bat an eye at the depravity on, say, Sunny in Philly or The League, probably because those shows are actually well-made and funny.

I think you mean Lawyered.

I prefer the Rocking Dead.

Directed by McG.

The show is bad and they should feel bad!

After you die, your body is stuffed in a barrel and liquefied with chemicals.

Remember the one where Alanna Ubach killed all those drifters?

"Whew, the zombie outside the bathroom hasn't found me! I think he's leaving! Seems like the perfect time to clumsily try to assemble this completely dismantled handgun that I can't fire without attracting more zombies! Oops! Butterfingers! Guess I'll shriek loudly now."

and a sandwich.

I really feel like women shouldn't be reviewing FX comedies. At least, not women who lack a sense of humor.