40HANDS COMPLAINTS:
A. No fucking way a 270-lb Minnesotan gets that fucked up off two 40's.
B. McPoyle hadn't drank shit off either bottle before he asked for toilet assistance (OK, maybe that's just McPoyle weirdness), and still hadn't even after Big Fudge went all Beercules.

If it was just Gus, I'm sure Jesse would smoke his ass and leave him in the desert, no question. But Mike's presence complicates things, since Jesse has genuine respect and affection for him (and Mike wouldn't just stand by and let Gus croak).
Plus the three just went through some pretty harrowing shit, as a team.…

Gaff gave it the ocular pat-down.

Cricket's gushed blood at least twice (wrestling and 1776).
And there was Charlie biting Santa.

Probably. But I was pretty sure Cricket was dead at the end of the wrestling episode, so you never know.

They had bitches at the ready too. Clearly it was planned that they would celebrate. Of course they had shot glasses.

"Bubblehouse" by Medeski Martin & Wood.

Most elegant and businesslike puke scene ever.

and an attractive dark-haired woman!

Hired goons?

"What's up, dickholes?"

I love the lawyer.

Maybe he's saying that if a guy gets the attention of cops like Victor did…

Danny Trejo: DEUS EX AWESOMESAUCE.

Fuck SAMCRO, fuck their fuckin' AK-47's, and fuck Frank Sinatra.

I dig this theory.

Everyone knows it's Wendy.

The FCC has no authority over AMC's content. AMC's executives just seem to believe for some fucking reason that sponsors would fucking drop the show for saying "fuck" fewer times in a season than I did in this sentence, which is pretty fucked.

Well said.

If I'm understanding you correctly - and I think I am - you're saying that the season finale will reveal Dwayne Johnson as the boss of the cartel?