Second.

If OP needs to "defend" Norm MacDonald to his friends, it's time to branch out and meet new people. People who aren't hopeless shitbags.

3rd Prize is right. That's clearly a bear.

Look at you nerds getting into a fight on an internet message board! I'm just here to tell you that I'm way too cool for that shit.

Same thing I'm doing living there now, duh.
Fuckin' her. Try to pay attention, spicoli.

*I also still think Pierce rules.

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I already read it; it's the whole second thread.

I'm just speculating here, but I'm pretty sure Shih Tzu was just funnin' us, in which case the estimable Mr. Sloppy gets MINUS an internet. But maybe I'm wrong.

Don't listen to him, Yee Yee. I tried those things once, and it was all bullshit.

THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!

Gotdamn typos.

Nipples, it's wasn't just work that was wasted. Recording studio aren't cheap, and he's still got to pay the band.

I still crack up at Jesse Pinkman yelling, "I'm the weird one! I'M THE WEIRD ONE!"

@Flailing Stick - Not you, you're cool, man.

YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS. The correct answer is "You Don't Love Me Anymore."

Well, Lady Gaga can pretend that she didn't rip off Madonna, but in Coolio's case, he was straight-up sampling Stevie Wonder, so he had even less of a reason to be a queef about it.

This is clearly just trolling.

Yeah, "Very groovy," "The Chin," and the chainsaw bit were much-appreciated fanservice. But why was the Chuck Finley reveal anticlimactic? Were you expecting it to be climactic for some reason? I for one had wondered whether it was a reference to the ballplayer since the first time he used that name, so I was glad to…

But, Serious Poster: He read a book!