Homeboy, throw in the towel. Your wealthy dowager got dicked by Ricky Powell.

DBag is correct about the definitions. And about Archer.

If you've never seen Gunn's internet short "Humanzee," do yourself a favor. It's fucking hilarious.

I think Phipps looks more like Pete Holmes.

Both were great, but Joel was too cool for school. Mike had more of the cornfed 'aw shucks' everyman goofball quality that made him such a great foil for the wiseass bots.

Maybe your fancy big-city carnies do.

IDEA FOR THE SHORTEST 'INVENTORY' EVER:
Trailers that accurately represented their respective films.

'ey Dudes has all the answers you seek.

I think it's blasphemy to count Cookie Monster as a gimmick poster.

Joel wasn't a temp, Master. He worked at Gizmonic full-time.

I prefer to think of myself as "a guy who likes funny TV shows." But if we have to get label-y about it, why not go all the way and say "Communitards?"

Who said, "killed?"
Put that energy into literacy, or, failing that, social skills.

"63 - 78 Was My Age"?

If you find one, drop me an email, Jorge.

Not being a celebrity, I would love that.

So, no one else thinks it's odd that a court of law is compelling him to sing a song from a concept album about a serial murderer?

Since I totally won a long-standing bet about how soon we'd have a black President (REALLY long-standing), I'll make a call: 2014.

Not to mention the fact that everyone on the bus was goddamn senior citizen.

Prosecuting Willie Nelson for smoking grass is like prosecuting Brooklyn Decker for having awesome tits.
The difference being that awesome tits have destroyed far more lives than weed ever will.

Shit, if Hank Hill isn't bothered by Willie's proclivities, how could ANYONE be?