OP needs a doobie.

BURN!

"Haha! The pilot has an unnatural interest in that young boy!"
"Haha! I don't see anything unnatural about it!"

Now I'm picturing your comment delivered by Tom Bosley, with a boisterous Hanna-Barbera laugh track supporting it, and I'm no longer mad.

Fuck you, fastandsloppy. Fuck you for being correct enough to bother me, a lot. Why would do that? You may have ruined my enjoyment of Bob's Burgers forever.

The Yankees are the most hateable team in baseball, but the Sox have far and away the most hateable fanbase in professional sports. Yes, I'm counting Raiders fans.

That guy is the shit. Just him showing up in a wifebeater, jorts, and crocs was fantastic. The 3-foot bong in the middle of his filthy living room was a nice touch.

Repressed memory Emily was great. I also dug, "You've insulted Jokes for Blokes for the last time!"

Didn't Lights or Johnny say they paid Barry a half mil to move the fight?

Speaking of being cool, I liked that Annie predicted Abed would say "cool" at least 5 times, and when he saw the gang's Pulp Fiction costumes, he said "cool" 6 times in rapid succession.

RE: Jeff "Nipple Play" Winger - When Abed described them as one friend who thought the other was weird and had been avoiding him, I wasn't sure at first which one he meant was which.

The Community boards seem to draw the most trolls out of anything on the AV Club. I suppose it's partly because of the ridculously high (but completely justified) levels of praise heaped on it here, but it doesn't seem like Breaking Bad gets nearly as much troll-backlash. Any theories on why this is? Are the…

My Breakfast With Blassie FTW.

That's why I'll always prefer the U.K. version of Parks & Rec.

It was absolutely intentional. Chris used different adjectives for each locality as well, so he could praise both in the highest terms, while legalistically not contradicting himself. That's just how conscientious he is.

I've been saying this all season, but Adam Scott has been getting a shitload of mileage out of lines that aren't even really "jokes" on paper, just by virtue of his delivery. He's been especially great as straight man to Poehler, who herself is an exceptionally gifted straight man in other roles.

Right, Ron didn't paint it; he just checked first. If it hadn't already been painted shut, I assume he would have nailed it shut.

"I'm sure I am not."

So, just to clarify: you're talking about the guy who gave this episode the second-highest possible grade?

"Weren't you at Brown, Otto?"
"Yup! Almost got tenure, too!"