I actually hate Sorkin, but he knocked that shit out of the park. It was an obvious, gimmicky bit that we knew about well in advance, and could have predicted most of the jokes, but it turned out way funnier than it had any right to be. Grudging respect.

Much like the Boondock Saints gag earlier in the season, I am absolutely certain the Franco bit was all Amelie.

^Barry K. Word, still talking trash.

I doubt too many people will say, "No fantasy football on the show?! Well, fuck this then. I'm not sticking around for this 'gut-busting comedy' nonsense!"

MULTIPLE DAILY AIRNGS OF X-MEN 3: THE LAST STAND!

I'll get the ball rolling, vandermonde: I want to pound John Landgraf in his beautiful stinkhole.

Houdini was ordered to pay fifty cents to replace the cans, plus $2,000 for punitive damages and mental anguish.

You idiots still watch commercials? You know it's 2011, right?

Damn it, gay guys, quit pointing out how much more sex you have than I do. I GET IT.

CASH MONEY!

I know that after I hit the 1000-comment mark, I basically gave up on life. I've bathed maybe twice in the last year.

But Lights IS used to sparring a lot, when he trains with Pops.

And Yoda once [citation needed].

That's been pissing me off. The season started late anyway. Are they just going to burn off half the episodes in the summer, or what?

What I loved about the ear-slicing thing was that Gene was ALL ABOUT IT. Louise didn't even have to talk him into it. It's always gold when those two lunatics play off of each other.

hollyhox's avatar + Tracy Morgan's voice: "It stinks!"

sideways: I wouldn't really say the pretzel guy is a proto-Gil so much as both he and Gil are based on Lemmon's character in Glengarry Glen Ross.

If Brendan Fraser were gay, there'd be no problem! What he has is a… romantic abnormality. One so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost.

"A Fridge Too Far" is indeed a stone-cold classic. I also love,
"Do us a favor, invent yourself some underpants!"

It's not a onesie, it's a speed suit!