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That Hong Kong scene was 2021.

He was also Big Mike on Reno 911!

It's not just that they haven't aged; Bart wouldn't have even been fucking born yet. I actually HATED that. Simpsons works better when it keeps the timeline vague and willfully ignores the paradoxes. Putting a lampshade on it with specific dates like that just seems like a Family Guy "Fuck you, nerds!" gag.

He's the strongest man… IN THE WORLD!

YOU MY BOY, BLUE!

Nice callback in American Dad
With the racist old bald lady (from the episode where they first explained the Life Debt) in formeldahyde in the CIA lab.

Shaquille was the bookworm.

Often I ask myself, "What Would The Situation Do?"

I'll cut all your heads off and shit down your necks, you motherless fucks. Wait, we're talking about Mario Kart or something, right? Yeah, fuck you!

This seems like as good a thread as any to reveal this: I am Don Hartman, creator of the CBS comedy series Continuity.

You're a towel!

Lisa needs braces!

Don't forget the AIDS walk where Jerry got the chick's number off the list and Kramer refused to wear the ribbon.

Fucking tides… How do they work?

Paraplegia is better than qudriplegia.

No one's gay for Moleman.

Cliffy - It always bugged me when Spidey's thought balloon contained like three paragraphs of internal monologue during a panel showing what would actually be about a half-second of action.

What's his favorite interior location on The Sopranos?

I prefer it if my favorite website collapsed from incontinence. Therefore, I'm throwing my hat in the ring.