"Director of Digital" attending to "the details of execution, polish, and brand" means he points his finger at the Poles he wants shot, and the ones he just wants branded.

Yeah, dumb-ears! Quit being so stupid-hearing!

Someone had sex with Chris Elliot at some point? Stomach = turned.

The Boondocks wasn't exactly lowest-common-denominator stoner crap either.

Is the objective of the game
to steal Scrooge's Number One Dime?

That's some nice reckless driving, Mr. B!

There's no such team as the "Spungoes."

Beavis & Butt-head used to do the clock-in-the-corner halftime thing too. Better days, man.

I'm going to get a tattoo of my Zwinky.

@Clueless Neophyte - Teadoust gets hated on because he's NOT a troll. Trolls are easily identified and ignored. Reasonably intelligent people who are just always fucking wrong and obnoxious are far more infuriating.

The parties always ended on the curb, chirpin' and burpin' and eatin' dirty earthworms.

But which definition of "Rusty Venture," Miller? Actually, it doesn't matter. I'll wait for the unrated DVD.

All the writer characters are in Hell, and John Goodman is the Devil.

Needs Clu Gulager.

"'What are you, the old man from Up?' works better if Kutcher's wife had just died."

Ah, yes: weepy laughterbation.

What's your dad's email?

May I see the Kosher menu?

It comes with dirt, because you like eatin' dirt from the graveyard. You put gravy on it.

Commence to jigglin'!