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Tek Jansen
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I know how you feel. I'm 42.

The Internet wants Idris Elba to play pretty much every role originally played by a white guy. The Doctor, James Bond, every superhero ever, Screech from Saved by the Bell probably…

I used to write for a website and they suddenly decided one day we couldn't link to the Guardian any more. I still don't understand that, because I was quite impressed with their religion section and their Middle East coverage back when I still followed news from that part of the world.

Killing Denise was almost a deal breaker for me. I enjoyed her character and thought it was fun watching her adapt to the zombie apocalypse. And then… "Shocking" death. Why? Just because her character wasn't around long in the comic? To justify the RV trip?

When I record episodes, I accidentally record the last thirty seconds or so of Comic Book Men. That is enough to make me hate myself for getting his lame comic book references.

That looks more like motorcycle gear to me.

This might sound like sacrilege to Kirkman fans, but I think the show's biggest problem right now is being too faithful to the comics.

My mom DVRs this crap and despite my best efforts to never watch the show again, she somehow forced me to watch a lot of season eight with her and I have seen more than I wanted to of the current season.

Except, you know, the guy he shot with a belt fed machine gun when he was trying to rescue that baby.

Pierce Brosnan would have been a great Batman before 1986, when Batman was written more like a more bad ass version of Remington Steele and not some brooding psycho who perches on gargoyles in the rain waiting for muggers to beat half to death when he isn't thinking up fancy ways to kill Aquaman.

The phony bore routine is a persona used for the sake of awkwardness humor. Anyway, did you ever see Lies and Alibis?

Goldblum is too tall for Nightcrawler. Based on the way Chris Claremont wrote his dialogue and how he is drawn in the comics, I would go with Tom Hiddleston.

Aaron Paul as Han Solo? Viggo Mortensen as Dr. Strange? No. Just no.

Do you mean the pop singer Alma Cogan? I meant what I said.

Steve Coogan as the Saint.

Captain America even had the same haircut back in the Seventies. He would have been perfect.

Trump does stuff like promising to commit war crimes and take relations with Mexico back to 1930s levels of racism (back when Mexicans who wanted to cross into America got their heads shaved and had to go through delousing procedures the Nazis borrowed for their concentration camps)…. and people hate Cruz more… why

Tom Cruise makes me flinch. And if I can trust Leah Remini, he's a major douche to lower ranking scientologists.

Well said. If the media coverage hadn't focused so much on treating Trump like the guy everybody loves to hate on Top Chef Rubio might be in second right now. And Trump might have quit by now after getting smacked down by more serious candidates (like Jeb tried to do).

It's a Parks and Recreation quote. You should really just relax.