"… if you’re watching a movie in the dank hovel you occupy because you blew all your rent money on an iPad Pro…"

Speaking as an evangelical protestant, this is really, really funny. Cruz talks like a TV preacher and Trump is trying to convince people he's a good Christian but I have no idea what they really believe.

Right now, I am really pissed off at Kasich for not dropping out before Super Tuesday. If he would have done the right thing for the country and quit early, at least some of his delegates would have gone to Rubio and Rubio might have been a viable candidate.

I would have gone with something about seeing the Southern Cross for the first time.

This. On the one hand, he somehow managed to write Dark City and the first Blade. On the other hand, nobody should have hired him again after he wrote that Nick Fury movie starring David Hasselhoff.

So, we're just going to ignore The Hebrew Hammer, those two Always Sunny episodes, The TV Set, The Amateurs, and Cursed?

David Cross is horrible. If Bob Oedenkirk didn't do stuff with him, more people would be able to admit that.

Obviously, Barsanti never watched MI:5. In the UK, they have this thing called the Official Secrets Act which carries all sorts of dire punishments for things they consider treason. The title makes me imagine people being shot in the face or thrown in prison forever for stuff that doesn't seem that serious and…

I think Cross is a terrible person, so I guess I'm the exception that proves the rule.

Gentlemen, to bed! For tomorrow we ride at dawn.

Hawkman and Hawkgirl are characters that only hardcore DC comics fans are going to feel any love for. Especially the versions they're using in the show that go back to the characters' World War II-era roots.

Decades of comic book tradition, plus somebody apparently thought it would be cool back in 1940 when Hawkman was created to blatantly rip off the Hawkmen from the Flash Gordon serials that were popular at the time.

Vandal Savage was created in 1944, when a name like that probably seemed cooler.

I would enjoy that, but I would much rather have a J.W. Stillwater week.

I love The Big Fix. I stumbled across it because it was one of those Encore On Demand movies and I couldn't believe how fun it was. I have a feeling Big Lebowski fans would like it.

That's perfect.

I loved a lot of music from the Sixties when I was a high school senior in 1991. A few years ago, a lot of the teenagers in my town were into Led Zeppelin and Queen. Stuff like that really happens.

Those are two of the reasons why I would punch him. "Emotional spectrum this, you frickin' hack!"

That would fit with things DiDio has said in interviews.

It really bums me out to know Dan DiDio still works for DC. That dude had a lot to do with why I finally stopped buying comics.