He was that weird looking guy who was in that one episode of Parks and Recreation where they built a park in a day.

Something about the pacing was off just enough to annoy the crap out of me.

Thanks.

No worries. My response to you was too long anyway. :)

Oh man… My parents did things like that too because they were trying to shield me from grown up stuff like that. They didn't do me any favors. I understood what was going on in Dirty Dancing, but I was in many similar situations before I turned eighteen.

I'll be that guy. The name Buckingham Nicks was already used by Buckingham and Nicks for an album they recorded before they joined Fleetwood Mac.

I was in the middle of editing my post, so I'll just say it here. When Laurie does the House voice, something about his inflection is subtly off in a way that really jumps out at me. It's more like a bad Canadian accent or something than the generic Midwestern one he was trying to do.

I'm a bloody Yank and it sounds super fake to me too.

To help Parnell out, here's an example of a villainous scheme. Subtly manipulate the writers on a pop culture website that used to have a lot of influence on their readers (giving the world concepts such as the new golden age of Quality Television and the Manic Pixie Dream Girl) and get them to repeatedly admit that…

4. Capture PItbull, Flo-Rida, Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Kanye West, Adam Levine, Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, Sarah Palin, the Education Connection guy, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Eric Bolling, Brett Baier, Jay-Z, Eagles bassist Timothy B. Schmit, Jimmy Fallon, Seth MacFarlane, Dan DiDio, Todd VanDerWerff, Josh…

You're going in the dungeon for that, along with Chuck Lorre and Joel Schumacher.

First we go after Big Bacon. Then we destroy iTunes. Mwa hah hah HAH!!!!

You would have to subscribe to hear anything other than that one song. Sooner or later, you would want to hear something else and that's how you would fall into my sinister web.

If only, because reaping all those profits feels so good…

1. I would transform all rap on everybody's music players and phones (mp3s, streaming, whatever) into Feels So Good by Chuck Mangione. They would be really upset. I would get to groove to Feels So Good instead of being forced to hear Lil' Wayne.

Good for you. Treat yourself to a Bud Light Lime and some Doritos.

You really need to watch him get interviewed by other people if you haven't already.

I had never seen Corden's show before that episode and yeah… It didn't feel like anything worth watching again even if he did steal Graham Norton's interview format.

I think it just means there were a lot of Colbert Report fans in the audience. At least the first time, it seemed spontaneous and Colbert was touched by it.

Colbert has talked a lot about why he felt like he had to do that in order to be in character as a pundit (watch Hannity some time to see where that comes from… you'll need a shower, but you'll understand the joke). It's not so much "not get away with" as he probably just won't do it any more. Even on The Colbert…