I'm downtrodden, poor, bullied, and frequently mansplained by my co-workers… and I'm a 42 year old white guy. That stuff about Spider-Man sounds like something a really annoying millennial would pull out of his butt.

Child is not the proper nomenclature. Youngling, please.

It took a few tries for the audio to play correctly and then when I finally got to hear the segment I wished I hadn't bothered. I won't watch any more of these.

Kind of. For some reason, it takes two to five years for people in my city to catch up with the rest of the world on a lot of things such as fashion trends or music. Back in 2012, I constantly ran into people who had never heard of Twitter, StumbleUpon, or Google+. Windows 10 is freaking people out. We still have a…

In my town, it is apparently. And it's mostly white people wearing that stuff.

Everybody! Two, three, four… "You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you…"

One of my issues with rap in general is that I don't think anyone should be listening to those lyrics.

Who would be the modern day equivalent?

The only real example of that I can think of is Marcia Cross who got Botox injections when she was on Desperate Housewives and the top half of her face basically stopped being able to move.

John, son of Zebedee. It's a one-man show.

He's a rich white guy named Daniel Rand. But don't hold that against him. He made a great partner for Luke Cage back in the day and he's one of the most likable rich white guys in comics.

Boring guess: imc440 has something to do with tuning instruments. A 440 is the standard concert pitch used to tune guitars and other instruments in the U.S. The C may have something to do with that being the A above middle C on a piano.

Wow. Somebody likes to overreact to things. Would it help at all to say that I too like Fountains of Wayne?

Exactly.

Exactly.

I'd rather listen to it than anything by Taylor Swift or Kanye West… but that just goes to show how much I hate Taylor Swift and Kanye West (I could easily do a Hatesong about Gold Digger and how I'm always surprised when people say they like it).

I always thought they wanted a name that sounded a little like Nightwing.

2. Tom Hanks in Joe vs. The Volcano

You expect us to take you seriously after saying that?

I actually watched a concert special Mayer did for PBS and parts of it were surprisingly cool. He jammed on a few tunes with blues legend Buddy Guy and played the heck out of his signature model Fender Stratocasters on those songs and some other stuff, but then whoever edited the thing would totally harsh my mellow…