Seriously? John Mayer is the one who occasionally plays good guitar solos. He also has a deeper voice. Dave Matthews wastes the talent of a saxophone player and a violinist and sounds nothing like Train.

I think he just started listing all the things he likes and didn't worry about how well they went together.

And then to make things worse, he is singing those terrible lyrics over an arrangement that sounds eerily like something Elton John might have recorded around the time Madman Across the Water was released. So, it's like the flawed bizarro clone of "Tiny Dancer" right down to the vocal melody and all that beauty is…

Starship has two cheesy songs I genuinely love. Which is two more than Train.

According to Wikipedia, I'm middle aged because they quoted experts who stated that middle age starts somewhere between 40 and 45. A survey I just saw suggested middle age doesn't really start until you hit 55. Either way, thirty is still young. And you're still annoying.

So, after all the insufferable white dudes who like to think of themselves as rap experts vote for him and hipsters vote for him ironically, that won't leave enough votes for Bernie Sanders and we'll be stuck with Trump for a second term.

People only live to sixty in your neck of the woods?

The first Transporter seems like it was written for Jackie Chan, but when he passed on it for being too dark or something they scrambled to find somebody else who could do the action scenes. It doesn't remind me of the Bourne movies at all.

Those are homophones, not synonyms.

You definitely need to watch more British TV. He played a surprisingly bad ass Guy of Gisbourne on a recent Robin Hood show.

… bulletproof armored exoskeleton that boosted his strength to Captain America levels…

That sounds absolutely horrible.

Thanks man.

Okay, I'll be that guy. I'm disappointed by this news. Beth Riesgraf was wasted as the lawyer wife, but I will miss Bad Ass Lesbian Nurse, Cool Black Doctor and Dr. Jason O'Mara.

What do Kanye, Eminem and Jay-Z have in common? I would rather listen to Keane than any of their songs.

Yes.

You know, they could avoid lawsuits and a whole lot of work by just hiring musicians and writing original music…

I wish I had never listened to Kanye. I don't enjoy any of his work, as I'm being reminded right now listening to these embedded tracks.

My story is similar. I got inspired by Henry and decided that was what I wanted to do for a living, but the reality of trying to be a reporter sucked balls.

Heck yeah. The comic book version, at least back when I still read comics, was even cooler than the movie version. He would be your best friend and maybe even show you some fighting moves in the training room if you asked nicely.