Just don't say booger on the air.

That was my first answer. Stechel at least knows the movie pretty well. You can see the conversation we had about if you scroll down.

My second choice would be Steve Coogan in The Trip. To bed, for we rise at dawn.

Hopefully, you're not the bond company stooge.

Kudos for correctly figuring out what I meant. That was one poorly written post. My apologies.

Nice choice, Old Top.

I wrote for a weekly paper for a while. I was a "reporter who writes long" much like Randy Quaid's character in The Paper. I would love to work for Michael Keaton's Henry Hackett. He's funny, he cares about his work and most importantly he cares about getting the story right in a way I never got to experience in…

I think you're having a hard time with the concept of right and wrong. Saying that Batman is basically a sociopath doesn't excuse his actions.

It gets weirder. Those events actually happened in a novella he wrote called The Miocene Arrow. The first book starts thousands of years later in a society that is similar to Europe in the late 1600s and he doesn't get around to explaining exactly what the Call is for a while.

Sean McMullen actually wrote a trilogy where most humans and large land animals were eaten by telepathic sea monsters (prehistoric sea creatures brought back Jurassic Park-style).

That's not how the law, ethics, or morality work. Killing doesn't stop being wrong just because that allegedly hadn't occurred to the protagonist yet.

You had me at Amy Ray. But "Least Complicated" should be the theme song.

I used to watch that show sometimes for some reason.

I like some of the sketches. The 12 Angry Men parody was good (I love John Hawkes) even if Schumer does not give me reasonable chub. I enjoy the street interview stuff and hate most of the stand-up bits and Going Deep interviews. I love that Rachel Feinstein shows up in sketches. I have mixed feelings about Colin…

Now, this I can agree with. She was great in Hanna. She made a great vampire. She keeps getting more amazing.

Or the sketches where you have to be a woman to catch all the jokes because at least half the stuff will fly right over guys' heads, or that cock block sketch, or the Weird Science homage, or the one about making Justin Long pick a new shirt…

I live in a town where most people over thirty don't even know what Twitter is, so I have to be on Facebook to find out what my relatives are up to and get notified in time . I got tired years ago of seeing pictures of what other people had for dinner ("We went to a nice restaurant without you. Isn't that awesome?"),…

It's a bummer that this is just a summary of somebody else's interview. I'll bet MacKaye would grant a real interview if somebody asked him nicely.

If you're still on Facebook,it isn't just Franzen who hates you.

Is that your boat? It looks like you carved it out of an ancient tree.