I'm sorry, but I constantly think of and laugh at:
1) The George W. Bush special where he talks about walking in on Dick Cheney being fucked by a goat demon
2) As the "son of a vondreuch" doctor on SNL.

They need to, like, join an underground club where they fight each other, or something.

Hmmm
While this is very sad and surprising, I totally believe the suicide scenario. The man was 72, probably not in the shape or health he was used to…when you are unable to do the things you did in your prime, that could weigh on a person (think Hunter Thompson).

I have to give it to The Lover - he clearly has me beat in the creepy Amelie stalker category.

Seriously, I take this as Amelie's tacit endorsement of porn, making me only want her more.

it's very likely from a church-run magazine or something.

She does look pretty depressed, true. And agreed, skullcrusher.

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why are all these people there on m&m day, but not on pig lips day? you can't just go to the GOOD taste tests!

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since this is a new newswire, i figure one of the staff must be reading this:

i'm pretty sure that's an unwritten law.

though there are only 2 guys left who will perform it.

Yeah, well, if you never realized it, the war over which side the bread should be buttered on was a sly reference to "which orifice do you prefer?"

I couldn't use twitter for a similar reason - I never do or think anything that would interest anyone. My twitter feed would be like this:

Nice…the same thing I put on my car.

this thread made me chuckle.

Neophyte, you know I wasn't aiming that at you…I swear, I actually just happen to read way too many food blogs, and that word is used in every review. As is "unctuous," but at least that's a real word. It gets tiresome.

Clearly, you have never had a peanut butter/nutella crepe with banana and vanilla ice cream, as those are the perfect dessert combination (add a little salted caramel, fuck it)

No, I'm pretty sure he'd get to retain his staff side bar, even though he no longer works there.

I like a nice gooseberry in the morning.

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Wait…I seem to remember them having a candy shell…or is it just a sprayed on lacquer?