Our outcome of the revolutionary war > your outcome.

Agreed, sugartits, and thank you for not using the over-abused neologism "mouthfeel," like every other wannabe blog restaurant reviewer.

I hate reese's pieces due to the lack of chocolate (like that in peanut butter cups), so peanut butter m&m's work for me, even if the peanut butter is inferior.

No one in particular - that method has actually been clinically demonstrated to work better than any other allergy method. Seriously, was published this year…got rid of 19 out of 20 kids' peanut allergies.

Tabitha was aight in my book, but nowhere near the lovely Serena Altschul (out lesbian now, though, i think)

Best one in a week, at least.

The worm driving the apple car leans out the window to fire off his Glock…

Wishbone in - The Metamorphosis

I'm even more creeped out by a bunch of models with huge tits running around with Richard James faces.

Scotch.

FYI
It is now surmised that children, up until approximately the age of 3-4, are to at least some extent synesthetic between almost all sensory stimuli…that is to say, they see sounds and hear colors and taste words. They are, for all intents and purposes, hallucinating constantly. The idea of having brightly colored,…

The chorus to the song is something like "wish it all away," so yes, I am fairly sure that is the reference.

Favorite Reading Rainbow story - I spent most of my freshman bio class sitting in the back, asleep, and horribly bored with the whole thing (this was in an auditorium with like 400 other kids). One day, I really wanted to get out of there, and the professor randomly said "but you don't have to take my word for it…"

The lorax sounds more like what you'd clean your sex toys with. Gotta get rid of that Ooblek somehow.

Gumby
I must say; when I was a senior in high school, I rented a bunch of videotapes of gumby collections and watched them really stoned with some friends. That shit is straight up conceptual art.

I have the whole HRPufnStuf collection on DVD. DO NOT PURCHASE THIS. It will make your brain cry as an adult.

Ruler - the horror all stems from Ben Vereen, trust me.

It took me YEARS to find the name of that show, which I had most definitely repressed. There's a website called "yesterdayland" or something, which finally gave me Today's Special, along with the Noozles.

Pee Wee struck right to the core of me. Am I the only one who found Penny kinda hot?

leave it alone, long ron…he probably wrote and rewrote that a number of times, looking for the exact analogies that no one gives a shit about, and the perfect (let me repeat, PERFECT) biting wit.