Seriously, his face seems to be just made for it.

i always loved the funny/not funny/funny again thing, until family guy did it with peter fighting the chicken so many times that it went right back to not funny again.

I submit "Grandma's boy" in the same category, though not on the level of WHAS. Whenever it's on TV, I can't help but watch it.

How about the letterman sketch where they have william hurt in "michael"

I can see it being difficult, but because of both the accent and the ass-kicking ability, I fall hard into the "hot" category. Love Zoe Bell.

Tool has said that they will never release their music to be downloaded track-by-track, because they think their albums should be experienced in their entirety. I don't know if iTunes allows only "album only" sales for an entire artists' oeuvre

Uh…wasn't Anchorman Adam McKay, not Apatow?

You can't bring them on subways in asia either.

Paul Rudd Interview
Back when I was in college, Wet Hot American Summer had their premiere at my school, because all of the members of the State had gone there. Paul Rudd and Michael Showalter were being interviewed for the college channel, and they gave extremely bizarre answers to every question. The student…

Pilgrim, you have spent a strangely large number of posts devoting yourself to gayhood with tom brady. Could it be you're just seeking your tom brady lookalike?

reck, there's a huge difference between putting salt on something sweet, like caramel or chocolate, and putting salt on something hard core nasty, like really hard black licorice.

I used to laugh at the bad-candy review that pointed out the "ash" content of some candy. But apparently lots of countries use it, and it just means "other minerals."

I tried to make sour candy in my garage to sell to the neighborhood kids, but I mixed up "sour" with "bitter," and gave them quinine-coated M&M's.

I like my chocolate like I like my sex - consumed rapidly while drunk and taking pain pills, trying to masturbate but failing because of the opioid high, and crying about not having any sex.

@llama cull weekend - cat cora wasn't an iron chef when kitchen confidential came out…i'm not even sure iron chef america was a show when kitchen confidential came out.

You're a man who was a boy who is a tree…

@italian snow

@Venkman - with those tats you're rockin', I'm about to drop to one knee…

There are mad durian in chinatown in NYC, so they're either not illegal, or no one gives a shit what gets sold on canal street (actually, those are about equal odds)

Supposedly both a cokehead and a big fan of the hookers.