Badcandy
This sounds so much like one of the candies on the old website "badcandy," where they generally ate mexican candy, though they did once have a dutch one called "doublesalty." It looked like an alka seltzer tablet…of death.

I tend to hold open a closed fist, pull open the middle finger like it's a compact, apply fake makeup, then push the middle finger back down and put it in my pocket.

what about crybabies and tearjerkers?

This is all going on in the mind of an autistic child…though which AVcommenter is the autistic child is anyone's guess.

tinasomething, i think i said this before, but nice Rant reference.

Bourdain + The Hater = Match Made in Heaven
Let's not forget that Bourdain once posted on Michael Ruhlman's blog that the annual Food Network Christmas party featured such events as "greasing up ornaments and sticking them in Sandra Lee's orifices."

Dr. venkman, new picture? The tattoos have just made you my favorite female-avatar poster.

It's a well-known fact that she initially wrote a book called "semi-homemade cooking," and then married a millionaire who ran some sort of weird company (I think they made trailer homes?), who put up the money to finance the first season of her show.

Just want to say
That i love judy greer.

Nice
I was sitting in a dumb hospital orientation thing at 7 am this morning, looking at the avclub and wondering when you would make a mobile version.

I almost forgot that episode was this season…that month-long break, plus the plethora of shitty episodes since feb, made me think it was in season 1.

I'm unsure about it - she could have easily got contusions having her body dumped into a river, and I thought the first thing to start decomposing/getting eaten by crustaceans are the fingertips, eyes, and toes.

AngleScarlett - I was thinking the same thing; I could sit and watch her just be doing doctor stuff in the dollhouse for an hour instead of the awful show going on around her.

A lot of mormons ask why they get extra shit for the extra shit they believe in, and it's because of both the newness of the religion, plus the fact that you guys believe in the normal christian wackiness, PLUS some extra-fresh wackiness, as mentioned by plenty of commenters above (e.g. the tribe of israel in the US,…

the last "here comes the funcooker" made me laugh the most this season, and i was thinking about it all day.

a rabbit cutting its own hair?

they've never given girl writer a name before, and i agree that she's hot in a weird way.

sybil, my father worked for UPS, and believe to this day, they do not allow facial hair.

While prawns engage in a little CBT.

Mitt Romney?