I too say things like "Grow stronger!" and "A costly lesson. We will miss his sword." with above-average frequency. Perhaps we need a team at the university level.

This isn't faux-dive. This is a dive!

Hashish!

For real. The guy's liver is gaping open. One good elbow to the wound and then run like hell. He wouldn't be able to give chase or kick a door down.

I made a bet with my wife that it wasn't a fling but an attempted rape and she said I was crazy. VINDICATION!

Inky black 70s El Camino with chrome accents and creamy leather bench seat. Put my arm around my lady while we're tooling around town with the windows down and the AM blasting.

My prediction/fear is that one of the babies grows up to truly be the last man on earth and the final shot is grown-up Tandy Jr. futilely repainting a bunch of "Alive in Tucson" signs.

I think I'm gonna get tanked to-night. RIP.

Craig Bierko!

Long live Leonard Pierce!

God I love liquor. I should gain weight so I can drink more.

I remember being very upset when–after seeing this movie–my family and I went camping and there was a complete lack of comely local girls looking to get into tragic romances with me.

We'll break their backs
We'll gouge their eyes
Their evil hearts
We'll pulverize

"We'd rather have experiences than things."

Mad Mel is an objectively bad person, but the pearl clutching and scolding tone in this notice are really over the top. Like, c'mon man, we don't have to be such mondo dweebs about everything.

Itself a play on Lucifer.

Sorry bruh. It's from II when Reinhardt (Ron Perlman) tries to get Blade with his own sword and Blade does the old samurai clap to trap the blade and asks "Can you blush?" in a callback to the original racist insult Reinhardt gave him. I have seen that movie way too many times!

A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me… you didn't pay money for this.

Too…much gin? [brow furrows in vain attempt to understand]

Reminds me of the commentary (2004 folks!) on The 40-year Old Virgin where the cast and Apatow were talking about coming up with the name of the title character. They had the first name Andy from the beginning but kind of threw in the last name Stitzer as a placeholder, thinking they got away with never actually using…