Well, manatees do like going to the movies during the day (and paying less per ticket).

Werewolf? If he's smart, in line for the matinee!

There's toys and Hot Topic shirts to sell, goddammit!

How much is in your checking account right now?

“Great Job, Internet!”

This comment is either deathly serious or a vicious takedown of a certain kind of movie viewer. Either way, kudos to you!

Always been a Knob Creek fan, though I usually throw in an ice cube to smooth out the high-proof burn.

I was going to say the guy missed "Impersonating a police officer."

Rye for mixin', bourbon for sippin'.

In one of the Spider-Man videogames (I wanna say the tie-in with the second Raimi film) they played this kinda straight with the web mechanics in the "Queens" section of the map, which had very few tall buildings and you had to use the "horizontal retract" web function to get anywhere quickly—as opposed to…

My wife and I were chatting about how it was a solid premise and a big group of talented folks, but there were just no funny jokes in the trailer, which didn't bode well.

In another life, Gail and I are vacationing in Grand Cayman, contemplating blowing off our scuba excursion and just staying in our hotel room to eat expensive cheese and pound prosecco.

Great comment!

I believe we can thank Batman Begins for that.

And don't list stand-up specials as "Comedy Movies."

Cool story bro:

Runaway (1984) – Starring Tom Selleck and Gene Simmons

I read a lot of David Wondrich, one-time "drinks correspondent" for Esquire and author of a few cocktail books. Cocktail history is rife with weird legends and "long-lost" recipes. Plus, the ingredients back in the Baroque age of mixed drinks are unlike anything you can buy today, so the whole deal is fun but…

And if it is or is not different from "fuckboi."

Reminds me of a John Cheese article over at Cracked: Can't be bothered to come up with anything requiring outside research, so here's some shit I remember about being poor. Your clicks are appreciated.