'Member that one PS1 Spider-Man game where the Carnage Symbiote bonded with Doc Ock and he was chasing you out of his lab all snarling and psychotic and he caught you 1000x because the fast-zip-up control was not accurate and you'd stick to the 8ft ceiling instead of the next floor up but it was ok because there was a…

Final Destination 2. Foughten.

There were a couple hiccups in their references, like—when discussing Evil Dead 2—talking about manufacturing shotgun ammo in the 14th Century. Still one of my all time faves!

Jesus and Mary Chain? They always seemed…

Gotta love that he tries to convince the AG to bring the case, it goes nowhere, so he straight up home-invasion murders all the bad guys.

Add a shot of Beam 8-Star and voila! Mixology!

I don't want to come off as an ass or MRA or Trumper or whatever, but I really dislike AVC 2.0's habit of not letting anything get published without some dig at a piece of art's perceived failure with respect to some social issue. Like, can it just be that this guy will be in this movie without the puffed-up aside…

Rick: "We have to go back to the island!"

I think he meant by weight.

Agreed. I quickly realized the whole "trust/fear/blood test" aspect was pretty much pointless. A good idea, but it would be hard to craft a game that played those aspects fairly while still allowing the plot to progress.

Right, but I guess I don't see why the powers-that-be want him there. Like, why are they trying to launch this guy?

I liked that the crab shack said it was founded in like 1612, several years before the Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock.

This is what I don't get. His desk bits are reasonably funny and he obviously loves standup and touring… so why is he on SNL? He admits he's not a good sketch performer, so why is he there? Is Lorne doing him a favor or something? Is he doing Lorne a favor? I don't get it.

I'm a fan of the style, but to the sweaty beardos who always complain that something isn't hoppy enough I always say, "You know they invented whiskey, right?"

It's so very.

Ha, guy thought that a character he cared about being forced to execute his own wife because she had been tortured to the point of catatonia was emotionally affecting! What a mouth-breather!

Not a movie, but the show Suits has NO idea how to add any poetry to what little cursing it has. It's like they take a finished script and wedge in a "shit" or a "goddamn" just because it's basic cable and they can.

I'm gonna shoot! I'm gonna fuckin shooooooot!

May we meet again under more felicitous circumstances.

Felt the same way when I was unemployed and going to night school. Payday loans, for-profit colleges, annuity buy-outs, cash for gold, reverse mortgages. Whole lotta creeps trying to take advantage of the poor and stupid.