I saw the tour as well, in St.Louis. Loved the whole show, even the crappy local who was the opener's opener's opener. I went with a my very recent ex, who had bought me the tickets when we were still together and I invited her along in a foolish quest to convince her she belonged with me after all. Didn't work out.…

Everybody?

I TELL YOU WHAT YOU NEED IS A PHATTY-BOOM-BATTY BLUNT, THEN YOU'LL SEE A SAILBOAT, AN OCEAN, AND MAYBE SOME BIG-TITTED MERMAIDS DOING SOME LESBIAN SHIT

You know, if I were running a criminal enterprise, I might have to re-think the "army of idiots at a shipyard" portion of my business. Seems like these situations never work out.

Shit just got real.

I wouldn't call Sofia Vergara "petite."

Or you could enter noclip mode and walk through the wall/demon brain thing and see one of the dev's head on a pike and shoot that instead.

Rosebud.

I never even entertained Michael or Trevor as options. Of course you tool up and kill as many people as possible to keep from offing one of your friends. THAT'S WHAT BEING A FRIEND MEANS!

Taste the Derry Air

Hold up, gotta heal.

You can hold it, look at it, pour it slowly into a frosty glass and watch the foam seductively slide down the outside. But if you drink it? God help you!

Boba was a clone, but Jango asked that he not be speed-developed to soldiering age. God I'm a nerd.

Who robs cavefish of their sight?

Because if some Gondor motherfucker comes walkin' through the Black Gate with the One Ring, I say hey, it's all in the game! But a small-town Hobbit? The Shire? Hell Naaaw, can't be happenin' because I know I done raised too much goddamn evil for Saruman and his army! Hell Naaaw, aint no soul in the world that fuckin'…

How about a supercut of all the F-bombs in the LOTR trilogy?

Some people just rub you the wrong way. Kyle Bornheimer (Teddy the pilsner guy from the latest Brooklyn 99, countless failed sitcoms) always looked to me like his mom just pulled a knife on him: Amusement transitioning to wide-eyed horror. Just not fun to look at.

Shane dies???? GODDAMMIT

…but perhaps I've said too much [puffs pipe].

"Trailer Premiere in Thanksgiving Football."