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Hops down to the Toshi station to pick up some ultraporn.

So long, High Pockets. RIP

Ours is a terrible curse; but weep not, for it is the life we chose.

"Caress the wheel like you would a woman!"
[Boy gropes at middle of steering wheel with palm]
"Not like a pervert!"

And when all of TV has been replaced with Walking Dead spin-offs and talk shows, the world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I'll whisper "Movies."

I'm not the first to mention this, but the next Avengers will be their Empire Strikes Back opportunity for a dark ending. How dark? Tony Stark dies. Shock it and lock it.

Gratitude for the reviews. I would see more attention paid to this glorious show. If you are absent further distraction, take up quill and share thoughts on the rest of the series.

It seemed to happen a lot on Lost where the "Previously on…" segment would recap the last couple episodes but then there's a shot from two seasons ago with a character who hasn't been seen since and you're like "Welp, guess he pops back up tonight."

You know, as much as I heard that as a kid, I thought I'd be catching fire a lot more than I have so far (0).

Took a round in the shoulder but it was a through-and-through. She can still take that hill, Sarge.

I think we're forgetting a little gem called Hudson Hawk.

Some young coder went shrooming at Burning Man and decided to blow some minds when he got back to work.

Shitty God? Is he at all benevolent?

I remember a "Breakout" style game that looked like a spreadsheet. It even had audio of keys clacking and mouse clicks at appropriate intervals. What an age we live in!

I remember it freaking me out as a kid. It's one thing for the villain to be killed, but to actually see demons drag him to hell is pretty effed up.

Writer 1: [is shot and killed]

But here in the hotTUB with your lovah…

Don't believe everything that you breathe, get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve.

Tara was a main character for the entire run of the series. She was repeatedly subjected to bad storylines that treated her as a victim, never really gaining agency or any measure of grace.

Maybe it was Wesley Snipes and he just confused his vampire hunters.