You got some crust making a comment like that.

Bonus: "Ennui."

But what'll I tell the doctor???

I have fond memories of feeling like a superhacker when I figured out the DOS commands that allowed me to play Wolfenstein 3D in my day camp's computer lab.

Huh, totally missed that. Must not have been very good.
Did it keep the feature where you can fire a rocket at food to heat it up and increase the health it restores?

Someone do a next gen sequel to Rise of the Triad.

Simpsons did it.

More like Sunday Morning DVR'd amirightfolks?

Jim Harrison still writes longhand. Poser.

Frosted tips and puka shell necklace.

I'm among the few that liked 1941, but I've only seen the director's cut that came out way later.

I knew NCAA Football 2004 for the PS2 so well that I could start with Cupcake team and have them in the National championship game in one season. Of course, I did some creative scheduling, but I had my audibles all mapped out so I could basically score at will.

So I says yeah, if you want that money come and find it, cuz I don't know where it is you baloney! You make me wanna wretch! [snore]

If it's just calorie-maximizing, wouldn't the answer always be "Lots of Mountain Dew"?

We're running out of low-risk numbers I can call to make sure my headset is working.

I'll pull the little pin up. Now you ain't saying shit!

I liked Little Nicky. There, I said it.
This Coke tastes like Pepsi.

Saulking Bad

The best Wolverine movie is the 3-minute opening cinematic of the X-Men Origins: Wolverine video game. Bloody and brutal.

Here's what I know: Altaïr could never have played a character named "Archie."