Your ancestors are not Middle Eastern. Further white-bred-ed-ness will result in Desynchronization.

I have one at my folks' house, but we bought it from the local video store so it's in one of those white clamshell deals where they cut up the sleeve and slid the cover, spine, and back copy behind the plastic.

Only gangsters and cowboys wear hats at night. Comb your damn hair and suck it up.

Yeah but Walter White died in the car because he was awful and doesn't deserve any measure of grace. MY LIFE IS FULFILLING*
*lie

Your brain is a strange and fascinating place, HDB.

Speaking of rides: I was not well-traveled in my youth and did not visit Disney Land/World until I was an adult. But I did go see Pirates of the Carribean in the theater and was baffled when the crowd just LOST IT when the dog with the jail keys popped onscreen. Even though I get it now, it's still not that funny.

R? Or Hard R?

You got some crust making a comment like that.

Who are you, the fucking hall monitor?

I haven't watched the video, but I always thought the lobster suit was just for reference and they were going to do the shimmery cloak effect over it in post. I didn't think it was ever intended to be the actual Predator.

Always hated that aspect of the AVP films because it totally negated Ripley's efforts across CENTURIES to keep the Aliens from getting to Earth. Turn's out they've been chilling at the South Pole the whole time. Whoopsy doodle.

Probably The 13th Floor

How about that movie with Diane Lane where page hits = more MURDER! Also, the killer hacks her car.

'Member when the guns in Romeo+Juliet all had stuff like "Dagger" and "Longsword" embossed on the barrels? Shit was ill!

I prefer to murder my problems away!

It may have been a good ending, but I still hate the "script-induced helplessness" nature of it. Not minutes before, you single-handedly kill off several dozen soldiers from your front porch, not to mention all the hideouts you've cleared, duels survived, battles won, etc. Then, the game makes you walk right out and…

Oi, LA has changed, innit? The air's in a state, and the shagging got sorted.

STAY!

Weed, coke, and meth, respectively.

Well of course, I'm just saying that TV has a bit more to do with creating space for commerce than other art forms. It's harder to converse with past TV because the seams start to show: this moment here, this storyline there, they don't contribute to its legacy, they contribute to its run time.