Owes a big debt to Friday Night Lights (the book).

Stink finger =/= stink palm. Some journalist!

Varsity Blues ain't no horror movie!

Seriously. It may have lasted longer if they had gotten a name actor for the lead. Unfortunately, they overestimated the draw of the borderline-nameless, comic-relief character from Rescue Me.

REMUNERATE!

Sure looked like they had a bottle of Jim Beam. The label was obscured but it was unmistakably the Jim Bean bottle shape.

Crash Override, né Zero Cool.

As a young(ish), white alcoholic I am thoroughly offended. Or am I just hungover? So many feels.

It's well known that fans of Kelsey Grammer's deeper cuts, such as Down Periscope, are notoriously harsh grammarians as well.

Natasha was trying to be all cutesy and puppy-like with her, "Please don't hate me if it's bad," and Luca was having none of it. Don't try your wiles on Luca, devil-woman, HE IS AS STEEL.

I must admit, grating and horrible as Krissi was, Jessie lost some points with me when she kept calling Krissi a cow. There are a million reasons to hate Krissi that have nothing to do with her weight. And Jessie, as a skinny blonde who won the genetic lottery, should have a bit more tact than to make fun of someone's…

Same. I binged on Oz about a year ago when HBOGO launched. I was so surprised at its willingness to burn through plot points. I had been conditioned by later shows like Lost and Breaking Bad to expect a more measured pace with season long arcs.

teh dudette's b-day was last week, so we took all of her restaurant coupons around town getting free shit like drinks and apps. Glorious.

A year or so ago, I attended one of those yuppie "Taste of [city name]" events in Tampa. After sampling way too much food and wine, we waddled over to the stage to see the live entertainment. To our surprise, it was Vertical Horizon, the late-90s one-hit wonder purveyors of "Everything You Want." We were drunk enough…

You son of a bitch.

Bob Benson grows up to be Ian McKellen.

To join in on those tooooo sweet hashtags! #heyheyhey

I'd say it's the weakest of the trilogy, but still well worth your time.

I just felt bad for Sway. He's been grinding that red carpet so many years he can barely hide his loathing of the 14-year-old "next big star."

I'm poisoned, give me the anecdote!