Remember years ago when someone posted the entire text of a book? I think it was a children's book, maybe The Velveteen Rabbit?

To be fair, Joe is the restaurateur/guest experience/sales guy, not a chef like GR and Graham. But you're right, that was uncharacteristically humble to even acknowledge that he couldn't do something.

All the patrons had been waiting for a while, so they were probably hammered.

I've also noticed that every promo for the next week's episode features Krissi in some form of distress, thereby teasing the audience into thinking, "Maybe she'll get the ax next week!"

I was once admonished quite harshly for licking some potato off a steak knife. It's food I paid for!

I'm going to "shoot the hostage" and pick the one true liquor: bourbon.

Got really drunk at a friend's beach house and started doing pullups on an outdoor spiral staircase. Cut to 4 days later and my right middle finger still feels jammed or sprained.

Race fans seem to always fall back on the fact that it's very hard for the driver and his team.

311, I am ready to fuck.

Buoys?

I haven't closely followed the history of abortions depicted on TV, but I believe the instance on Grey's Anatomy was one of those deals where the character decides to have one but then has a miscarriage during an argument about her decision. No actual abortion takes places but you still get all the drama.

But, surely the AMC First Look team knows a hit when they see it!

I will also cop (ha!) to enjoying Hollywood Homicide. I thought the stuff with Ford as a real estate agent and Hartnett as a yoga instructor was very funny.

One limo pulls up to another.

I mean, if they give it to you, you know it's gonna be great!

I hear that Schwarzenegger was questioning the wisdom of a third Terminator, especially if it would not be directed by James Cameron. Cameron apparently told him, "Just ask for a lot of money, see if they give it to you." Boom, Arnie's $30 million richer.

Poor Dermot Mulroney, always the fiance, never the groom.

*Vince. I am contrite.

It would have been racist if James pronounced it "cock-a-roach," a la Pacino in Scarface.

Between that and the leering pan up Jessie's legs, you'd think the ep was directed by Larry Flynt.