The first two seasons had a souffle be the deciding factor for who went to the final, with the judges calling it "the most difficult dish in the world!"

Her inevitable flameout will be glorious. I hope she tries to punch Joe and gets cattle prodded.

@avclub-776e9111d31a090979dd9fc5f382651c:disqus I've seen them at my local liquor emporium, never at a bar. Probably a choking hazard for the intoxicated and not worth bothering with for a commercial venture.

How long have you had a drinking problem?

Is this why fools keep bringing me Manhattans on the rocks? Because it's more "manly?" No, you're drowning my lovely, spicy rye whiskey in a river of quickly melting ice chips.

It's only wrong because it's popular now.

Identity was pretty middling, but my opinion on it was forever soured because I rented the DVD and watched the "alternate" ending, which was really just a re-edit of the regular ending, with one or two shots coming sooner or later in sequence but the overall story being the exact same.

@avclub-d019eb089e65903455cc52308f00b997:disqus  except Ben Parker and Tom & Martha Wayne!

This is Whedon so it could be some kind of Coulson Model #A43 and/or inserting personalities into blanks ala Dollhouse.

And the punches didn't even do much damage! Even the rocket elbow! Every fight ended with the Jaeger dead or the Kaiju killed with the plasma cannon or chain-sword. Just put the plasma cannons on warships and helicopters!

"Conjuring Scares up Big Business"

You know, maybe building giant mechs that can only be piloted by two people who are in peak physical condition AND mind-meld compatible wasn't the best option. That crazy chain-sword seemed to work pretty well, we couldn't just stick those on some missiles we already had laying around?

Remember that one Elseworlds where baby Kal-El was found by the Waynes instead of the Kents? Man that was cool, seeing Batman with Superman's powers straight murderin' fools.

You guys are gonna think I'm crazy, but how about Tom Hardy?

One time I tried to rent Blown Away, the Jeff Bridges/Tommy Lee Jones actioner, but the tape in the box was instead Blown Away, the pseudo-erotic thriller starring the Two Coreys and Nicole Eggert. I remember being initially upset but then one character called another "sphincter" and it was off to the races.

Personally, I do not consume any media that is not accompanied by its own rap.

Didn't snakes on a plane begin life as something generic like Flight 192? Then the internet got ahold of it and you know how that turned out.

Liked for earnestness.

Kirsten Dunst looks exactly like my little sister, so I've never found her attractive and feel a great urge to rain blows upon the people that do.

I saw Red in Munich with my wife. We had been in Europe doing the hostel/Eurail pass thing for about a month and we were jonesing for some American-ness. Luckily we found a theater that was showing this in English with German subtitles. We loved it at the time, but at that point we probably would have taken Larry the…