Probably right. She still cooks meat, whereas a vegan probably would have self-righteously exited the competition weeks ago.

I believe you are racist, but interestingly only toward Ukrainians.

Not to mention they get sick when the winds change, so you're forever in the company of a phlegmatic horker who's too beat to help with the dishes.

I was killing time in a bar, vibing to some Social Distortion, when this guy and his trophy wife came in. She made a beeline for the juke (one of those internet-connected ones). I was ready for some Katy Perry nonsense but she put on a song called "Whirring" by The Joy Formidable. I kinda dug it. Sounded like Siamese…

Lana Del Ray??? What on Earth has she been up to?

It's not a gun, it's a usb drive! Pretty sick, huh?

Finally pinched for shoplifting.

Lydia lookin like Alison Brie's older sister. Growl.

Maybe it's Savage-shorthand for "long time reader, first time writer."

In his defense, I've never had a bad time at the Inner Harbor. Take a water taxi to Fells Point and smell the sugar from the Domino factory, then get some cheap beer and oysters at Bertha's, go back across the harbor for some blue crab at LP Steamer's. MMMMM

I remember one episode the kid got America and he breezed right through. Lucky prick.

Don't be fatuous, HipsterDBag.

[DegenerationX crotch-chop]

I switched to liquor on weeknights, beer on weekends instead of beer all the time and dropped a few lbs. Whiskey has a savory quality that also tamps down hunger pangs and staves off snacking. For me, anyway.

They came up with a rule and then a immediately ignored it. Only kaiju can go through the "throat," but then both escape pods just float their merry way up out of alien-land all the way through the portal to earth, from the bottom of the ocean to the surafce, with no decompression stops.

"Cosmopolis' Kevin Durand."

I felt so sad for Homer when he left the "raining donuts" universe.

I felt so sad for Homer when he left the "raining donuts" universe.

I dunno, I kinda think oldies and classic rock will always cover the same time span they currently do, we'll just have more Jack FM-style "whatever's ok and inoffensive from the 80s to today!"

Just for liking a TV show? Lousy Christians.