Kids love pop music. Y'ever see those "kids sing pop songs" compilations, even though the songs themselves talk about sex, drugs, and political stuff? They just like the sound, it means nothing to them.

Or she could really blow our minds and gently murder someone.

Agreed. First time I heard "Just Dance" I thought it was Britney Spears or one of her ilk. Just a club song about clubbing.

Look, this "shocking for shocking's sake" style of comedy is getting tiresome.

In this challenge, you will cater an authentic, pre-Civil War Southern wedding!

Let's talk about The Hunted and how awesome it is.

Some of their ads recently have been doing the old "switcheroo" on groups of people showing how their food is just as good as other's. Similar to Pizza Hut's pasta dishes being served to high-end Italian restaurant guests and everyone is "surprised" at how good it is. The old Taster's Choice coffee ads, too.

Doesn't Natasha have like five active feuds going on now? I guess she just hates everybody. It's ok, though, because her "bitchy stewing face" is beloved by millions (or just my wife and me).

It's kind of annoying when the chefs are surprised that they made good food. I mean, isn't that why they're there? That they are talented?

Does Walmart really sell little 2-cup clamshell containers of flour? I mean, I'm all for not wasting food but a pound of the stuff is like 2 bucks.

And pavlova is SLAMMIN, he had to work really hard to make it look that unappetizing.

Imma be honest, I didn't even recognize Savannah when they gave her the intro talking head to start off the night. Should have been a major red flag that she was on the way out.

Agreed, Tosh is just a more energetic performer and, for me, more fun to watch and listen to. His voice is more dynamic and he has more than one facial expression.

Apparently if someone wants to use the song in a movie or TV show they have to get the permission of all the surviving family members, in addition to Gordon himself. Which is why you never hear it.

My friend's dad can sing the national anthem (US) to the tune of "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald." I can only manage the first line before I lose it.

All she wanted to happen was for the calloused, swarthy local to say "Jor hair… ees byootifull…" and swoon.

Pun threads are whiskey business. Better take the money and rum.

Cabin in the Woods spoiler

NBC used to have a late-night variety show called Friday Night, hosted by the comely Rita Sever. She was always gracious enough to rock a good deal of cleavage. They had a "call in and vote" segment for which video they would play and I hated it when "Black Hole Sun" won because that meant I couldn't watch Gwen…

My father and I still quote Friday to each other. He thinks Chris Tucker saying "Goddamn! You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off!" is the greatest line in the history of cinema.