Holy shit, I want a krill cloud as my spirit totem!

"Still, it would have been nice if the movie didn’t veer so dangerously close to outright misogyny." Sure, if by "veer so dangerously close to" you mean "ran head-on at ramming speed into outright misogyny." What a cruddy disappointment.

Gravity is just Crash in space with existential pretensions instead of multicultural ones.

U-S-A! U-S-A! Velveeta melted over processed meat patties! Pork rinds! Baked beans! Maybe an apple, but only if it's in a pie somewhere and NO OTHER FRUITS OR VEGETABLES! Fried ice cream!

The Reflecting Skin is such overrought pretentious garbage that it becomes pure fucking genius. I love it.

It tends to be louder when you're not alone. Or was this with one of the dead hookers you keep in the basement? Anyway, if she was dead I hope you didn't actually pay her.

Thanks. This almost exorcises Stipe's ghost from the song.

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Tagline: What comes around goes around.

I also noticed that. I wondered if I'd scrolled back up to an earlier part of the article on accident.

Upvoted for the crying and river jumping.

Good deal. What language do they speak there and can one get by without speaking it?

Is there anything non-gay to do in Budapest, or have the homosexuals ruined that too?

You can, but you may not.

"My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of our
house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr.
Blume's swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a
nap on the front porch."

This anonymous downvoting is a great improvement. It adds a much needed element of intrigue to the comments section.

Too soon.

All my French press does is make coffee.

JGL Squashes Ant Man Rumors!

They should totally check out Dead Snow. http://www.imdb.com/title/t…