Too bad, jerk, you're totally invited now. In fact, you're the only one invited.

What a bummer. I can see the smart people who voted our comments up but the stupid people who voted us down remain anonymous. How will I know who not to invite to my birthday party, which will be awesome and have Aerosmith and a bouncy castle?

Agreed. TV's The Walking Dead appears to be a litmus test for stupidity.

Not a rural juror furor?

That's what the fox says.

It is if you sleep under the docks.

I think she's a policeman. What's this being said about her tears?

Downvoted for disclosing what keeps my psychological frailty at bay.

Isn't that the whole point of Gravity? That gazing into the abyss is a waste of time when ocean-covered Earth is the only place that can sustain life, even lower lifeforms like Sandra Bullock? Anyway, I'm going to maximize life's singular "hell of a ride" by continuing to badmouth Sandra Bullock.

How the hell am I supposed to think outside of the box when there is no box? And how the hell are we supposed to spoon if there is no spoon?

O'Neal deserves a motherfucking raise…

@avclub-4a41426212472d896dfc021d9e139baa:disqus Oh, way to make me look like the asshole here. You're worse than zombie Hitler.

Trying to find out "why the fuck" people are still watching this show. Given your instant hostility I'm leaning towards the theory that this is a show watched by mindless zombies.

He's (John Hawkes) also probably irked about how his kid with the blonde afro totally looks up to Kenny as a hero. That kid is awesome.

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Imagine you thought your shithead brother was dead, and you're in mourning, and then your shithead brother shows up at his own funeral.

After last season's finale I can't believe anyone still watches this show.

Ugh. Her face is all messed up and plastic-y. There were too many instances where she had dialogue(monologue?) that she never would have said if the dumber audience members didn't need exposition. When Clooney shows up unexpectedly and gives his spiel about the meaning of life I was waiting for a Wayans brother to…

Or being enslaved by talking apes.

Halleluyer!

The cost of a Pastrami sandwich at Langer's, most likely.