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Robert Paulson
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YOU make a fucking sandwich!!! I'll make YOU make me a fucking sandwich and you'll fucking BLOW me first!

Chris Elliott o-face, ofays!

Andrew Dice Clay as Mr. Fantastic.

Not a scientist?

Django was awesome despite being, ahem, un-trained.

Yeah, that guy. But I don't care much for Ribisi either. Anyway, I only watch movies that got Johnny Knoxville in 'em.

And for Wild At Heart, which I assert was essentially David Lynch's remake of Raising Arizona.

I don't hate him, but I'm thinking he's America's most overrated actor. Well, does the guy from Avatar count as an actor and is he even American?

Fuck you, fascist! It's not outrage, it's humorlessnessnessesism!

Yeah, me too. I thought this one and Informative Murder Porn were delightful.

Exactly, but I'm sure if I'd known that Mac was doing karate instead of kung-fu I would have appreciated it on a deeper level. Karate is clearly the funnier martial art of the two.

Ooh, well that worked great for Caprica!

Wake me when they "reboot" Scarecrow & Mrs. King. By which I mean kill me and sell off my organs and cremate what's left over and have a wake for me.

I'm not complaining about the execution, it's just that neither of those segments was particularly funny to me. And Charlie's mental landscape should be more hellish, or at least its depiction shouldn't wind up lamely as an homage to Up. Where were the spiders and goblins?

This episode suffered from too much kung-fu and too much animation. How is that even possible? On the other hand, I could watch Frank eat convenience store hot dogs for hours.

I thought he was doing that show that was like John Carpenter's The Thing only about GMFs instead of AIDS. Wasn't there a preview for that here, with like a mysterious dark goo lurking in some air ducts and some kind of containment vessel cracked open amidst a bunch of corpse guys in hazard suits? Anyway, this looks

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She had grimacing donkey face in one picture I saw here recently, but generally I think she's a va-va-voom chickadee playing to regrettable stereotypes. What I don't get is the notion that Dreama Walker is attractive. To me she looks like some kind of over groomed spaniel.

You shut up!

Only one of them is prepared for rain?