Minor Threat's entire discography?

When I was living in Boston there was some lady who would dial random numbers and trick you into having phone foot sex with her. It, uh, it happened to a friend of mine. Also it happened to me as well.

…it's the rim we deserve?

Now for the good witches:

You must be doing it wrong. When you're sucking on toes you're supposed to imagine that they're shrimp in your mouth. Slimy shrimp covered with little legs and feelers, complicated mouth parts, eyes on the ends of stalks, and instead of being covered in scales they have crusty ragged toenails on their heads.

*sad trombone*

Dig up, stupid.

Looks like they're cooking in the páramo outside the Bog.

Since they're owned by big oil it's OK to say "XXtreme."

Drugs.

Do you tend to turn the other cheek or are you on a slick trip, always ready to kick ass?

… Just, I guess it's on me for being so irritated on the misuse of apostrophes. It seems such an easy thing to understand, especially considering how most comic books manage to punctuate correctly, but it appears as if one fifth of the population just can't do it.

And she's a mutant, not a witch? Or a mutant witch? And she's Magneto's daughter? Do mutants and witches and Magneto even exist in Avengers world? Maybe she could be a female version of Ant Man or something. I don't care about Wasp, but she'd be less confusing as a character choice. Meh.

How low can you go?

Lindelof was alive, jerkfaces. What the hell have you ever done?

*waits for the Taco Bell account to chime in*

So what's the name of the planet made entirely of peach trees?

"Dammit, Chewie! Why'd you have to go and drink my milkshake for? I was savin' it for the Peach Tree dance on Dantooine!"

Are you certain he's talented? He looks ridiculous in the previews for that Julian Assange thing. Granted, that's not necessarily his fault for being cast in the role that Ashton Kutcher was born to play…

Don't let it rattle you.