*goes to costume shop, dons Spock ears*

Can we just go ahead and kill Maggie? She's sucked all the life out of pacifier humor.

Sow yow dinna see Smowwwgg cowmmin', didja?

Are You There, Smegma? It's Me, Dildo.

Totally should have John DiMaggio as Smaug. He knows from subtlety, he does.

Hey, after these hobbit movies, can we please be done with Cumbersome Bandersnatch?

@avclub-d35d0af0d2a70c049bbedcb88e25ef28:disqus to be fair, it must be very difficult to translate jokes into a humorless language.

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Irritable and difficult bowels often result in the production of soft things.

Just like a little Rory Calhoun!

Is your source on this reliable?

TETHERED SWIMMING
"I don't feel right!"

Aren't you worried Huell regret it?

Or get the wife hooked on heroin, I hear that's good for sleeplessness.

Guinness + chocolate ice cream is alright.  PBR + strawberry sherbet is not to be recommended.

No, Michael was the main asshole. By a gapingly wide margin.

Ledger? What, are there 19th century clerks out there that are assessing everyone's good/evil balance sheets?

The new Amazon drama: argle bargle, or fooforaw?

We all know we're not alone on this island.

Ah jeez, I did an image search and… she's managed to make candy-theme Katy Perry look dignified.