You mean the one where Reynolds raps?

Damn Scandinavians! They get to see boobs whenever they want!

This gets my goat. And my other two goats, each of which is larger than the one that came before.

Finally an answer to WWJD.

Outfoxed again.

I'm pretty sure O'Neal just made up this whole article. And he's not real either.

Oh shit, is he being corny because of all the popcorn he's eating?

This comment is unacceptable.

Tom Goes to the Bar is pretty good, though not directed by him.

This comment thread is a sight for sore eyes!

Manely because it comes direct from the Horsefellow's mouth.

@avclub-ab7d240c84d7265faec0b698a29c6ca7:disqus Oh, hell, I'd forgotten all about heroin chic! That was the best chic ever! Way better than Post 9-11 chic which is way too hard to color co-ordinate. Threat level orange? Does that mean I use the clear packing tape to seal up my windows or the silver duct tape?

Hey, Godot, dey was waitin' for you. Who was waitin' for you? DEEZE NUTZ!

Maybe you should purchase a different pair of boots. The ones you wear are ridiculous:

It may be inconvenient to take a U.S. flight, but at least our in-flight toilet water swirls the correct American way.

Hey!  I think I hear a dingo eating your baby.

I see you've played "knifey/spoony" before.

I'm betting tonight's episode covers Walt's time using the assumed identity of Vietnam War veteran Armin Tamzarian.

"Pobody's Nerfect!" See? It's clever! Like you!

Stop talking mad.