FUCK YEAH FOUND A FAT STACK OF BILLS IN MY DRIVEWAY!

What's that? Jesse's girl choked to death on her own vomit? I guess maybe he can find her in Belize then.

But his thumbs look small and white. Like Alanis Morissette.

That's more of a Freudian skip than it is a typo.

You and your incomprehensibly personal analogies are the most annoying.

YOU SHALL NOT 'STACHE!

Prostitutes, which are also a pretty nifty invention.

Cotton gin? Sliced bread would like to have a word with you.

Vince Gilligan: handlen' the spoilers over to Zack.

Ugh, it's so sweaty and the music is so upbeat. Totally watch the original, but don't expect to enjoy it.

I think he'll want a girl, a very special girl. Where can he find a woman like that?

Can we talk about how bad I want to punch Chris Hardwick in the face?

Sure, but if there's a fish in the percolater the resulting coffee isn't in the running for best coffee.

Yeah, and the James Hurley plot in season two, and the mayor macking on the beauty queen in season two, the Civil War reenactment in season two, Leo's "new shoes" in season two… There's a lot of horrible shit in season two, is what I'm saying.

On the other hand, sodomizing elves never gets old. I could go for some E.L.Fudge right now.

How about Mithter Methtopheleth? And why are we lithping?

@avclub-517f24c02e620d5a4dac1db388664a63:disqus Walt White is a sympathetic character? I get that you might root for him to use his science superpowers to get out of jams, but I never found him sympathetic. How the hell can you sympathize with someone who throws a perfectly good pizza away?

Don't get your feathers ruffled.

@avclub-77a30f3aed77aef3d4ed12bf43df6964:disqus I don't know if that's because this comment section is more thoughtful than most or if it's just more earnest. Anyway, I brought along a bunch of my wrinkled, puckered-up buddies and we're going to make out amongst all these sophisticated comments here. I hope that's…

It may be sophisticated but it's still a lemon party.